Posts Tagged ‘oil’
My Freelance Writing on Helium
June 10, 2009Lighter than Air
June 10, 2009Weaning the Green Weenies
February 25, 2009How to get the Green Weenies off the Grid
Making sure that Al Gore and other Green Weenies get what’s coming to the them.
Imagine if all the limousine liberals were subject to an INTERVENTION at which their long standing addiction to fossil fuels would the roundly criticized. Methinks a wet noodle thrashing is sorely need here!!!
The preceding was meant for amusement purposes only. Let no one be subject to so much as harsh language, lest hypocrital Enviros deep and tender feelings be hurt.
Fuzzy snuggle bunnies and cuddly kittens in your general direction!
Happy New Year: Predictions for 2009
December 28, 2008It’s getting to be that time of the year when people predict that hairless gerbils will unite and conquer Finland or some such.
I will predict something based both on what is happening now and what people have said their intentions are.
First I predict that gasoline will go no lower than 50 cents per gallon in the next three years.
Next I predict that within the next three years, the price of gas will be raised to $11 per gallon. The price drop is easy to see since the price is dropping precipitously now. But how can I predict that gas will jump up to such a high price in three years?
I take liberal politicians at their word. Liberals have taken over two branches of government and once they pack the Supreme Court they will have the third. Liberals hate the domestic fossil fuels industry. The only thing liberals hate more than the domestic fossil fuels industry is fossil fuel driven capitalism. Through a combination of taxes, fees, surcharges, and a cap and trade system, liberals will bankrupt the domestic fossil fuels industry and leave the US totally dependent on imported fossil fuels. Since it will be at least two years before alternative energy systems will be ready to replace our existing energy infrastructure we will become more dependent on foreign fossil fuels than ever.
Taken together, all of these forces in addition to an increasing demand for fuel as the world climbs out of a recession, will produce $11 per gallon gas by 2011.
By the end of 2009 India will be at war with Pakistan and the US will intervene on the the side of India. Why this turn about in US alliances? Someone in the US will ask: If an adversary wanted to recruit more terrorists to fly airplanes into our buildings which of these two countries would that adversary go to? Another question might be: if Osama Bin Laden wanted to hide which country would he feel safer in India or Pakistan? Or: If you wanted to learn to be a terrorist which country would you go to India or Pakistan?
Israel will perform an air strike on Iran that decapitates the government and the military.

Invest in Foreign Fossil Fuels
October 28, 2008Now that the left is poised to take over the government and pack the supreme court, it might be a good time to invest in foreign fossil fuels.
Leftists have several reasons to support any foreign nations’s effort to recover and sell fossil fuels. First, leftists hate it when someone in the US makes a profit on anything. The oil business brings in money so it’s got to go. Second, leftist want to redistribute wealth so they are looking for opportunities to send US money overseas to buy oil or whatever. And lastly, the environmental racket works on the really stupid to close the deal. If you aren’t really stupid you would realize that China and India will put more carbon in the air than we could even if we wanted to. We don’t have billions of folks trying to get somewhere for instance.
So the bottom line is, a lot of foreigners who sell us fossil fuels are about to get very rich courtesy of the US left. Invest in foreign fossil fuels while you can.
All investment are risk and this one is too. If you are looking for something even more risky and more intriguing consider this. It is clear that we are about to become more dependent on foreign fossil fuels because none of the magical thinking the left likes to indulge in will fuel our economy. But what could make us even more dependent on fossil fuels is if that laboratory break through for clean, renewable energy actually appears to happen. Let’s say that the break through is in solar cells. And the plan is to replace the entire energy infrastructure of the US with solar cell energy. Well what are the piece parts of a solar cell made of? How do you get those piece parts to the factory? How do you transport the finished parts to the site where you plan to install them? That’s right, every step of the way is energy intensive, and since the solar system won’t be up yet, it will take fossil fuels in abundance to go solar. You if you are true high stakes risk takers, when you hear the Global Warming types say they have the break through and that they are ready to roll it out and replace the US infrastructure, double down on foreign fossil fuels.
Drilling for oil!
September 24, 2008Drill Here. Drill Now. Pay Less
September 17, 2008Here the treat:
I don’t trust the Democrats on this one. Must be either or two things. There’s a poison pill that will not actually allow drilling or they know the Senate will kill it.
The Next Industrial Revolution: The Green One
September 6, 2008With any luck, the government will lead the next industrial revolution by going green. We need to get the government off the grid–including the military. In my view, private American citizens should never be coerced into anything. Government, and by this I mean local, state and federal governments, are a different matter. All government executives and legislators should mandate that government use only domestically produced fuels from this point forward. This is phase one. In phase two, governments at all levels should either buy greener cars and energy off the shelf or should let contracts to have private industry compete to create the green technology and energy the government needs. The goal is to enhance both the economic and physical security of the United States by getting off foreign oil and ensuring the future of the American economy by managing the next industrial revolution.
In the mean time the goal for the civilian economy is more and cheaper energy. It should start with Drill here, drill now, pay less and the pump. It should continue with government removing obstacles to more clean coal, more nuclear and more natural gas usage.
McCain: Boring but not useless
September 5, 2008Since McCain is still talking about boring into the earth for oil, he is not entirely useless. If it wasn’t for Sarah there would be nothing on the GOP side of things to get excited about:
Just my luck
August 22, 2008I invest in the only oil company that is not pumping right now.