Flesh Eating Zombie Robots

By poetryman69

What happens to your skin when you are done using it? If you die on the battlefield EATR, the waste not want not robot that can live off “any” organic matter, may eat you where you lay.

EATR will also eat that candy bar you were saving for later, and the table scraps from the Meal Not Ready to Eat you thew out.

Sorry dudes and dudettes, it’s not April Fool’s day. You asked for green. You asked for maintainable. Well be careful what you wish for because this Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot (EATR) won’t wear your guts for garters but it can eat you for lunch.

EATR could live off soybean oil if that is the only organic substance available. But let’s face it, any carbon based life form would do in a pinch.

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One Response to “Flesh Eating Zombie Robots”

  1. alpinmack Says:

    I just thought I’d say hi since we had the same idea. You can check my post out here: http://alpinmack.wordpress.com/2009/07/21/military-makes-flesh-eating-steampunk-robots/
    I just updated it a bit to include the official statement about how EATR is vegitarian and won’t enslave humanity. Yeah right. Anyway, cheers!

    Dan

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