Whenever I think of auto eroticism I always think of that Aryan Radio Talk Show Host who got caught in an airport with someone else’s Viagra prescription. Before that he was caught with someone else’s Hilly Billy Heroin (OxyContin).
What all conservative radio talk show hosts practice is either verbal diarrhea or Audio Auto Eroticism. They do love to hear themselves speak and to hear them tell it, they invented everything except the Internet.
But we are gathered here today to discuss what finally Killed Bill.
It looks as though Mr Kung Fu deprived himself of oxygen in order to provide himself with sexual thrills. One surmises that the really, really cute lady boy who was “helping” fled he scene when it was clear that the Master would never take the pebble from the student’s hand ever again.
The moral of this story is: it’s better to stay on an even playing field where there is no feed back mechanism making you do it harder to make it last longer. Choking the chicken for real always has to end in death. Precisely because the feed back mechanism is driving that system in a dangerous direction.
I remember watching a nature documentary that showed albino shrimp feeding from a boiling fountain of volcanic sulphur water in the deep ocean. It was a dance of death wherein some of the shrimp lost their lives.
There was one shrimp who ventured too close to the source of the ultra hot water many times too many. He had burned off his antenna. He was blind and likely partially lame as well. And still he ran up closer to hell than any of his fellow shrimp. Driven by hunger to burn himself to death.
For those who don’t know, it is said that reducing oxygen (Asphyxia) can heighten and/or lengthen sexual pleasure.
The reason you don’t want to do this is: the last thought going through your mind will be, someone will discover me like this…
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June 6, 2009 at 8:42 pm |
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June 11, 2009 at 9:45 am |
“But we are gathered here today to discuss what finally Killed Bill”. This, for me, should be the quote of the year.