Eating Bald

By poetryman69

Some folks think that if you smear food on your head, whoops I mean cow urine and feces.  Nope, that’s not it.   Maybe it was if the cow licks your bald head.  Nope.   Oh yeah, some people think that diet has an effect on hair loss:

Eating Bald

Avoid bad rugs.  Lest Ye look like Uncle Fester with a bad rug.  You know the kind that itches.  And when you scratch it all the hair moves in the same direction at the same time.

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