Or the ultimate Christmas Gift that would make you Gag. Here’s mine:
1. A singing fish
2. A fruitcake that nobody would eat last Christmas
3. Any Chia pet.
4. A free hunting lesson with Dick Cheney
5. A free driving lesson with Ted Kennedy.
6. An ethics course taught by all the living former governors of Illinois.
7. A book on manners and etiquette written by Ann Coulter.
9. A handkerchief made entirely of dryer lint.
10. A giant salamander.
11. A ton of steer manure to fertilize your garden.
12. A heard of goats.
13. Stock in a subprime lender.
14. The creatures and rotten vegetable matter that Andrew Zimmern refused to eat.
15. Exotic Animal poop.
16. Blow up sheep.
17. Placards/Bumper stickers for the desk/car of the next Governor of the State of Illinois:
A. Thou shalt not steal.
B. Thou shalt not bear false witness.
C. The FBI is listening…at all times.
18. Any gift which you do not want or need but which the giver insists you’d better be dam glad you got.
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December 13, 2008 at 1:34 am |
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